The Rational Post – Slang Hugh – “Top 5(0) Dead or Alive”

So it’s the 150^th birthday of my birthplace!! And being the Molson drinking, maple syrup eating, beaver petting, moose riding, all year winter trekking, hockey watching, and music loving proud Canadian I am, I figured it was only right to compile a list of the top 50 Canadian songs of all time.  I was going to go with 150, but that just seemed like overkill and I’m not celebrating 4^th of July after all! And yes there’s a bias, it’s my list after all!  And I don’t give a damn bout no CRTC rules, 1 Canadian involved is good enough for me!!

 

I know.  I know.  Many of you will look at this list and immediately see holes and omissions.  You might even see the replaceable entries and shake your head at some of the chosen ones.  And that’s a good thing!  The more I missed is the more great talent that the country of the maple leaf has.  This list is compiled of childhood memories, listening to CKLN on Saturdays 1-4, watching Much Music every chance I got.  From Michael Williams jerry curl to Sook Yin Lee’s uncanny hosting.  The list comes from music charts and awards, from Junos to Grammies to MVAs.  This list comes from being a fan of local artists that made noise not only in their city or province but beyond borders, in and outside of North America.  It comes from research, reminders from friends, questions on social media, and a lot of YouTube watching!  Ultimately this is a list of classics, and I don’t use that word lightly.  These songs stand the test of time, no matter if it was made in the 60s or 80s or 2000s, if you play them today, they will take you back to the day it was released.

 

So here goes folks!!!  In no particular order!  No long descriptions or explanation.  Read the list, look them up, and listen!! Some goodies and oldies and a few of the new.  But before we start, it’s only right that I give you a good old EH!!

 

1. Deborah Cox – “Nobody’s Supposed To Be Here”

 

2. Barenaked Ladies – “Jane”

 

3. Michie Mee & L.A. Luv – “Jamaican Funk Canadian Style”  While Maestro is considered the Godfather of Canadian Hip Hop, Michie was the Godmother and arguably more revered by true hip hop fans.  The fact that she was working with the legendary KRS-One the start of her career doesn’t hurt.  If you want to know just how much impact this song had on us as kids, just go listen to Drake’s 2016 release More Life, and you will hear Jamaican patois and Canadian English mixed effortlessly.  Michee did that decades ago.

 

4. Melanie Fiona – “It Kills Me”

 

5. Bran Van 3000 – “Drinking In L.A”

 

6. Nickelback – “How you Remind Me”

 

7. Bryan Adams – “Everything I do”

 

8. Nelly Furtado – “I’m Like A Bird”

 

9. Sarah McLachlan – “Good Enough”

 

10. Dream Warrior – “My Definition of A Boombastic Jazz Style”

 

11. Kardinal Offishall – “BaKardi Slang”

 

12. The Tragically Hip – “Courage”

 

13. Gowan – “Criminal Minds”

 

14. Corey Hart – “Sunglasses at Night”

 

15. The Weeknd – “High for This”

 

16. K’Naan – “Wavin’ Flag”

 

17. K-Os – “Man I Used To Be”

 

18. Bruce Cockburn – “Lovers In A Dangerous Time”

 

19. Kardinal Offishall – “Ol’ Time Killing

 

20. Feist – “1,2,3,4”

 

21. Drake – “One Dance”

 

22. Anne Murray – “You Needed Me”

 

23. Saukrates – “Father Time”

 

24. The Guess Who – “American Woman” Let me just put it like this,  If you don’t know this song, you probably have never watched a movie or television in your life!! I’ve heard this in many soundtracks and commercials over the years.  Shamefully I didn’t even know this song was by Canadian artists until maybe 5 or 6 years ago!  Maybe because it’s called American Woman lol.  But there is no denying that guitar solo by Randy Bachman and the raspy voice of lead singer Burton Cummings brings you right back to the 70s.

 

25. Choclair – “Flagrant”

 

26. Alanis Morrisette – “Ironic”

 

27. Bare Naked Ladies – “If I Won a Million Dollars”

 

28. Alanis Morissette – “You Oughta Know”

 

29. Tamia – “stranger In My House”

 

30. Drake – “Started From the Bottom”

 

31. Rascalz feat. Kardinal, Choclair, Checkmate, Thrust – “Northern Touch” After many stagnant years post Maestro and his “Backbone” success, this song was the theme music to a new generation’s coming out party.  Armed with of the leaders in Canadian hip hop, Rascalz made so much noise, that some believe the beat was stolen by another legend south of the border, in that same year.

 

32. Ghetto Concept – “EZ on tha Motion”

 

33. Nelly Furtado – “Say it Right”

 

34. Nelly Furtado – “Promiscuous”

 

35. Platinum Blonde – “Crying Over You”

 

36. Carly Rae Jepsen – “Call Me Maybe”

 

37. Bryan Adams – “Summer of 69”

 

38. Glenn Lewis – “Don’t you Forget It”

 

39. Celine Dion – “My Heart Will Go On”   I am a Canadian of Jamaican descent, in both countries Celine is like royalty!  I still don’t quite understand the love affair that a country several thousand miles from the great white north has for our songstress, but that’s the impact she has, globally.  To this day you will hear this song beating through speakers in any given dancehall party.  Who would’ve thought huh?

 

40. Shania Twain – “From This Moment”

 

41. K.D. Lang – “Constant Craving”

 

42. Alannah Myles – “Black Velvet”

 

43. Sarah McLachlan – “In the Arms of an Angel”

 

44. Saukrates – “Father Time”

 

45. Snow – “Informa”

 

46. Glass Tiger – “Don’t Forget Me When I’m Gone”  This song reminds me of summer vacations, bike rides to Becker’s for popsicles and Degrassi Junior High episodes.  One of the songs that sticks out in the hair band era.  And a Grammy nomination doesn’t hurt either.

 

47. The Guess Who – “These Eyes”

 

48. Justin Bieber – “Sorry”

 

49. Celine Dion – “Power of Love”

 

50. Maestro Fresh Wes – “Let Your Backbone Slide”

 

 

51. Honorable Mentions: Saukrates – “Action”, Platinum Blonde – “Doesn’t Really Matter”, Drake – “Best I Ever Had”, Wio K – “Sunlight”, Andreena Mills – “You and Tomorrow”, K-OS – “Man I Used To Be”, Maestro Fresh Wes –“Conductin’ Things”, Snow ft. Beenie Man, Terry Fabolous etc – “Anything for You” (remix), Jon Whedon -“Log Drivers Waltz”, Zit Remedy – “Everybody Wants Something” lol

 

Hopefully you’ll look all of these songs up and give them a listen.  Even more hopeful that it fills you with the same pride, it has given to me!!  GO CANADA!!

– SLANG HUGH

Slang Hugh can be found on instagram at @slanghugh

 

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THE RATIONAL POST – SLANG HUGH – “Nas’ 8th Album / The 14th Letter”

“Nas’ 8th Album / the 14th Letter”

Chink.  Kike. Wetback.  Faggot.  Paki. Even Bitch!  And the list of derogatory and insulting titles goes on.   These words used for hate, harm and hurt.  All words with a vast and horrid history behind their “definitions”.  All words created by evil, racist, ignorant, misogynists, with nothing but ill intent in their hearts.  All of these words are widely considered forbidden.  Taboos that should have long been tossed in a time capsule and buried.  Something that has been long forgotten, only remembered in conversation about history and how far we have come as human beings from the time of that archaic way to speak.   And yet they still exist and are still used by many.  Maybe not so much publicly, but definitely uttered under breaths, in cars, and directed at someone with a different color skin, or appearance than you.  Who can fathom such words being deemed as everyday vernacular, and even worse, as cool.  But then there is the N word.  Yes, yes the infamous and perhaps famous N word.  Nigger.  A word that, as a black man is even hard to type or write, never mind to utter.  Yet it seems to be the one derogatory term that has been able to circumvent the simple security of probably the most  basic of human rights.  The right to not be called offensive names based on who you are, or what you look like. And yet it’s nigger that has seemed to obtain this level of social acceptance by some.  My question is why? Why has it, the most historically negative title, become so desirable to use in everyday vernacular?

I guess Hip hop music shares some of the blame.   With its growth in popularity came a rise in the normalcy applied to some of the culturally specific language.   Especially the negative ones, bitch, hoe, and of course Nigger.  A genre born from the very streets that exemplify what oppression is in North America.  Ironically, this art form, that is largely responsible for giving upper class white Americans a view into the world of poverty, racism and subjugation, is now also responsible for giving the green light to anyone who feels “black enough” to use the N word.  I guess, by extension, we could just point our judgemental fingers at the very same people the word was created to make victims of.  Black People.  A word that once left a bee swarm sized sting, in the wake of its pronunciation, has been reclaimed by its victims, as a term of endearment.  Jay-Z made this perspective, a worldwide announcement when he told Oprah that “we give words power” He explained, “We took a word that was very hurtful and turned it into a term of endearment.”  Even I must admit there is brilliance in this way of thinking.  In theory.  However, in practice it’s the equivalent to a rape victim greeting the members of their support group with “what up Rapes!!??!!” Somehow it doesn’t have the same ring of genius anymore huh?  Then to reinforce this idea, is what I like to call The Black Millennials theory.  Yes the same generation that is aggressively trying to destroy everything their parents and aunts and uncles grew up believing.  Everything from gender titles to the flat earthers, it is all under reconstruction.  And the N word is not exempt.  Another rapper Kendrick Lamar recently put another spin on the usage, on his album To Pimp a Butterfly where he said in a preacher like voice “N-E-G-U-S, definition: royalty, king, royalty.  Wait listen, N-E-G-U-S description: black ruler,” at the end of the live version of “i”.  Retitling the Nigger as Negus which refers to a brand of African royalty.  When asked by HipHopDX if he was trying to reclaim the N word, he responded with, “We’ve been trying to do it,” he says. “It still never translates and is appeasing to the ear. This is a start and that was the purpose for it… It’s been under our nose for years, but we all are kings at the end of the day.”  Again, brilliant in theory!!  Who am I to criticize the idea of changing an expression of pain into a term that refers to greatness?  But again the practice of this notion is flawed. Black boys and girls are not calling each other nigger with the word King and Queen in their subconscious. The intent maybe positive, but if I as a rapist, was in love with my victim, does that make the way I chose to express any less sickening?!?  I can appreciate the attempts that these 2 theories are making toward change, but I remain very unsure that the new definition will outlast the old.  In fact I’d go further and say that many of these advocates for saying the word, are still upset by any non-black person uttering the same phrase.  Indifferent of whether or not it’s meant as an insult or an acknowledgment of an ally, most blacks will not accept someone outside the community calling them a nigger.  Is this a contradiction?  Maybe to some, but not to me.  The world has to realize that it is not the place of an outsider to dictate the actions, rules and laws of those on the inside.   Or simply put, I can call my brother stupid and get away with it, but let someone outside of the family call him stupid, and see what happens!!

And as I often do, I’ll leave you with this story from my childhood….

I was about 6 or 7 years old, when I first had THE WORD, aimed in my direction, with blatant intent to harm.  It stung even before I could comprehend the reason for the pain.   I was shocked by the holder of the weapon.  It didn’t come from a classmate.  No it didn’t come from an adolescent, or a peer who could blame immature ignorance for the unnecessary spew of verbal garbage hurled toward me.  It came from an adult, and was directed not only at me but several of my friends as well.  I have never forgotten that day or that feeling.  And no amount of reclaiming or redefining of the word Nigger will wipe away that memory.

– SLANG HUGH

Slang Hugh can be found on instagram @slanghugh.

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The RATIONAL POST – SLANG HUGH “Invisible Bully like the Gooch”

Invisible Bully like the Gooch

It was lunch time and all the kids had filed out to the playground. Some to the slides, others to the monkey bars, a few avoiding the physical activity altogether and laid under a tree making animals out of the cloud formations in the sky.

I was trying to avoid my own version of physical activity. See Scott (I can’t remember his last name) who was slightly bigger than me back then, I had yet to grow into my current 6’2, 230lbs frame, had decided he wanted to fight me. And just like his last name I can’t remember why. I’m sure it was an adolescent sized conflict. Something as world ending as, I lost his favorite marble, or I had beat him badly in a foot race. Whatever it was, Scott had centred his world war 3 sights on me. I don’t even remember why I didn’t want to fight. My guess is I had the same attitude then, I do now, and I’m not trying to get punched over foolishness. Plus I’d never been in a real fight before that, the ones with my sister over the remote control for the TV don’t count! And had no desire to test my Daniel Son crane kick that day.   Scott however was very ready, too ready in my opinion, and maybe that made me even more wary of the fisticuffs. His aggression and my passivity resulted in a slow speed chase around the playground. Him goading me with “C’mon!! Let’s go!! C’mon!!” and me avoiding with the “I don’t want to fight, leave me alone!” as I speed walked away from him. He gave chase and when he caught up to me, made the move that placed the straw on the camel’s back, he knocked my hat off and it landed in a muddy puddle. And it was on!!

Needless to say I lost that fight that day, it was a quick one, with a trip and a punch to the eye. But Scott never bothered me again, I think because I eventually stood up to him. In hindsight if I had continued on that slow chase around the playground, into the soccer field and thru the marble games, and avoided him until the bell rang for us to go inside, it may never have stopped.   He probably would have waited for me at 3pm to finish what HE had started.

After school I didn’t run home and tell my parents another kid at school bothered me. Not because I was strong and secure as a child that I didn’t need them to console me or give me advice, but simply because it was a normal. In my mind this is what happened at my age, this is how little boys sorted out their problems. All my friends had been in fights. The older guys, a couple of grades higher did the same. We fought it out in some lame tussle which didn’t have much punches or pain involved, and was quickly parted by mutual friends. And when it was done, you both shook hands and moved on or you didn’t speak to your opponent for a solid week, which back then seemed like a year!

Even TV shows of the era displayed this same mentality. Popular Diff’rent Strokes character Arnold Jackson had a long time, very covert, adversary in The Gooch. A character we never seen on the show, but his scary presence in Arnold’s life was established. I don’t remember Arnold ever telling Mr. Drummond about the Gooch, or that he needed counselling as result of the trauma the Gooch caused him. There were no scenes of little Arnold looking into a mirror one morning and deciding that suicide was a definitely better than going to school that morning. The most he did was told his older brother, or come up with schemes to outsmart his nemesis. Now I can’t speak for Arnold, but I know that my situation made me stronger. That was the last time I had a bully. I learned quickly to use my words in combat, and whether through making you laugh or feel too ashamed, I’d find a way to make you leave me alone!! It didn’t hurt that my Grandfather’s genes kicked in at age 16 and I sprouted to 5’11.

Nowadays instead of Arnold and the Gooch, kids are watching, shows like 13 Reasons Why. A show that some are saying, is glorifying suicide and making it an appealing method of revenge to teens. While others think that it’s a good conversation starter.   I can see both sides have valid arguments. However the former, rings with a little more truth than the latter. Especially in this day and age, pun intended. It seems that our youth have gotten increasingly more sensitive over the last couple generations. And I’m not sure why this is. Have we coddled them a bit too much? Did we give them a false sense of self, to the point of weakness, when the intent was to build strength? Did we not warn them of the pitfalls of life and teach them how to cope? What happened? I think we taught them that weakness is ok, and it is, but we forgot to tell them that they would have to overcome weakness, or succeed in spite of it.

The irony is that in an age of social media, where our kids and teenagers keep selling their peers a bag of goods, when it comes to their image. All insecurities and shortcomings seemed to be emojied, memed and filtered out. In an era that says as long as you can take a pic of your new Jordans and post statuses of how many Zero Fucks You got left to give, you must be strong and got it all together. But the reality is suicides are on the rise. “In 1980 50 females between the age of 10-19 committed suicide, in 2008 the number rose to 77”. And that was 10 years ago, so we can imagine what its like now. Perception however is key in this.   While we’ve seen a rise over the last 10 or more years, the 1950s and 60s were a lot worse in this regard. This was back when there was no PSA commercials about mental health, no campaigns by charity to start the “war on Bullying”, none of that existed. Now we seem to have a microscope on teen angst. To the point where the suicide rate is becoming a chicken or egg theory in itself. Are we creating awareness for a major problem? Or creating more of a problem out of the awareness?   This is what people have taken issue over in shows like The 13 Reasons Why. We may be pouring more gasoline on the fire by showing these young adults and younger adults the imagery of a glamorized irrational state of mind set too cool music and hip lingo laden script.   We may be teaching yet another generation that it’s ok to be mentally or emotionally weak (which is not the problem), and kill yourself as a result (which is a MAJOR problem)! By no means am I downplaying depression and its effects, I’ve been on the edge myself in my adult years, so by no means can I judge someone who is contemplating ending their situation by ending their life.

However, there is a difference between creating awareness and promoting, and the line may be very thin in 2018. I once saw a video that spoke about depression and it pretty much sums up my view, the brother, whose name I can’t remember started with “you are not depressed, you are suffering from depression.” What he meant was that we often make our circumstances define us rather than the other way around. You are not depressed, that is only a state of mind. I saw a lot of criticism for this theory. People saying he is making a mockery of mental health, or softening what it can cause people to do. To which my question is simple. Do you believe your mind is strong enough to get you into depression but not out?!? If that answer is yes, then you might also be in full agreement with this anti-bullying campaign. I recognize not everyone is the same and some of us need more help than others, but sometimes we are a part of the problem more than we are helping it.

But hey Diff’rent Strokes for different folks, and I just rather more Arnold Jacksons than Hannah Bakers in our High schools and Universities.

– SLANG HUGH

Slang Hugh can be found on instagram @slanghugh